Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to...
For The Love of Ray Ray: Battle of the Raysins!

What? Dont know who Ray is?

Ok Let me introduce him to you
'Ray' is the sexy, sultry voice that has captivated certain bloggers and tweeters on the infamous hookup chatroom that is Verastcally Speaking Radio

What? Never listened to Vera?
Ok Run along and get acquainted.

Now that you have acquainted yourself, we were talking about Ray
Yes..his voice.. *sighs*
With his agbero bounce two-step, and his smooth talking self
Several bloggers and tweeters seem to have fallen captive to the charm that is Ray.
Word has it that a special group has been created for the women, Raysins they are called,
that just can't get enough of his voice and his charm.

Oh, and I should know. I'm the number one victim.
But like I said, it is the voice...

But this is not about me. Not today anyways..
Today it is about Ray, This post is about Ray.
Ray, that is a confirmed 'playa' according to Vera, and has declared that he would not under no circumstances share his password, yes this Ray is the one whose attention all these woman, excuse me, Raysins are vying for.

*Hillzzzz they don't know that Im his number one yet.*

So anyways, to give everyone a fair chance (even though we all know I'm number one) we decided to let Ray choose for himself.
(it is just to make the others happy, I tell you)

So Ladies and Gentlemen, this is how it is going to be:
Next episode we will introduce the contestants to you, then each blogisode, Ray will get to ask each of the contestants a question, and eliminate as he sees fit.
(Read: I will eliminate as I feel like eliminating them jo. No be my blog? *evil laugh*)

So! Ladies and Gentlemen...This should be fun, Stay Tuned!

Oh and to hear Rays voice, go to.... HA!
You thought I would REALLY release the link?
Error. Find it by yourself.
Tune in to Verastically Speaking and MAYBE you will hear his voice.
Hehehehe

xxx
THE #1 Raysin, all others are counterfeit.

Comments (26)

On November 20, 2009 at 1:08 AM , Tinu said...

FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRSTTTTTT

 
On November 20, 2009 at 1:10 AM , Tinu said...

CAN'T WAIT!going to be too much fun!

 
On November 20, 2009 at 1:11 AM , Tinu said...

ahn ahn where is everybody???

 
On November 20, 2009 at 1:11 AM , Tinu said...

did i shout first??lemme kep space for juiceegal she's second o

 
On November 20, 2009 at 1:24 AM , Robyn Latice said...

lol, this is such a cute idea.! I'll stay tuned!

 
On November 20, 2009 at 1:28 AM , TayneMent said...

just listened, he does sound nice.

 
On November 20, 2009 at 1:31 AM , Tatababe said...

lol!!! this should be fun.....this populajingo Ray Ray sef..

 
On November 20, 2009 at 1:47 AM , Baroka said...

Fabulola, it looks like you have already settled this score all by yourself. You alone against the heavyweights of Temite, Vera and... who's that third person sef, for the love of Ray? I wish you the best.
Whenever you get out of the voice trance of Chief Osondi Owendi Ray Ehi-Remen, do remember that I remain here as your one and only twittie.

 
On November 20, 2009 at 2:11 AM , Anonymous said...

hahaha i am his number one o...dont know y u r tripping, i'm his real life girlfriend so u know say na me him go choose, better get ready to be heartbroken buhahahahaha *evil laugh*

chocomilo:)

 
On November 20, 2009 at 2:16 AM , Myne said...

LWKMD, Raysins you say?

I didn't hear Ray but Naijabloke doesn't sound half bad. Neither do Bagucci and Baroka if I may say so too.

But this should be interesting. LOL

 
On November 20, 2009 at 2:23 AM , Anonymous said...

perhaps the pop corn and cokes are in order.. RaySINs in the Sun (via Twitter)......

 
On November 20, 2009 at 5:08 AM , Harry said...

I shld go check it out

 
On November 20, 2009 at 6:01 AM , Sassy Trends said...

Chineke..na who be this Ray self?

 
On November 20, 2009 at 6:36 AM , leggy said...

lol..you can have him oh before you pour hot water on someone.

 
On November 20, 2009 at 6:48 AM , juiceegal said...

Hmmmmm fabulola..okay o..lets wait and see. Sounds like fun.

 
On November 20, 2009 at 8:52 AM , Anonymous said...

lmao girl ur insane, dis so funny.......ummm dnt play ojoro o, only ray cn eliminate n i dnt knw who dashed u numba 1 afterall he dumped u on twitter lol......biko wen is our 1st episode? day n time?

ChinnyN

 
On November 20, 2009 at 11:36 AM , Ms.O said...

hahahaahahahahaha!!! OMG!!! I cannot wait for tmrws show!! OMG!!! lmao!

 
On November 20, 2009 at 8:04 PM , RepressedOne said...

LOL!! wahala dey oh!! lemme go listen to this Ray person.

 
On November 20, 2009 at 9:15 PM , chayomao said...

Haa this Ray guy

dude needs to make an appearance!
will definitely be staying tuned

 
On November 21, 2009 at 12:37 AM , histreasure said...

hahaha..lwkmd..this is gonna be real fun..will just sit back and watch you guys trip allover yourself..

hmmmm, e don pass Koko Mansion be dat o..lolz

 
On November 21, 2009 at 10:34 AM , Chiamaka said...

this sounds interesting!

 
On November 22, 2009 at 10:23 AM , Rita said...

Gosh, u are such a tease :-) And you sound like you are tripping for Ray and we should not come close, lol. Anyway, let me go and find a way to listen for myself...

 
On November 23, 2009 at 8:46 AM , Aee Bonrue said...

Crazy pikin! I 've never heard the guy's voice o! I guess it's "Punt" time! LoL.
I wanna see this unfold joo...Oya o! Eyin Raysins...

 
On November 23, 2009 at 6:22 PM , ManCee said...

lol
You know people's voices never quite represents their real face.
Chai! I remember the disappointment I had on meeting Steve 'The Sleek' Kadiri from Raypower. Damn...!

 
On November 24, 2009 at 2:54 PM , Princess X said...

LOL at this post! I'll stay tuned...

And you're missing out on my Boyfriend list, you know!!!

Cheers x

 
On November 24, 2009 at 4:28 PM , Anonymous said...

wherez d update woman?