I hate the Holidays

I hate the holidays
It reminds me of everything I don't have
And everything I'm not

I hate Halloween 'cause well,
I don't get it.

I hate Thanksgiving 'cause
Unlike everyone else,
I don't get to go home
To my big family and a huge turkey
Nope. I get to stay here...

I hate Christmas cause
Well again, I don't get to just go home
And I have never felt like such
an unrequested family member than at Christmas time

I hate the holiday season
'cause it reminds me of how miserable I really am

5 years, 5 miserable holiday seasons

Wake me up when December ends...

For the Love of Ray Ray: Introducing the Raysins!

Ladies and Gentlemen!
How have all y'all been?
Shey una don acquaint ya selves with Ray?
Good. Now let us bring in the Raysins.

First off there is...

*Drum roll please*

Me! Yes me o!
I am THE number one Raysin jere.
If not for me, you think we will even be talking about Ray?
Egzaitly. So Ray Ray dahling, you know what I can do for you joh.
No need to talk too much on here jere
Just call me on my nought-nine-nought and lemme show you.
*winks*

Now onto the other *and not so original* Raysins

First up we have Miss ChinnyN here is what she had to say for herself:

Ok guys this is chinnyn here, Ray's official numba 1, forget the other loosers. I am the one Ray needs in his life to support and nurture him. I am an official cook n I'll make sure I cook 3times a day 4 you ma darling, ill even take time out to bath u every morning n nite (o i see ray smiling hehehe). *no be only smile. Ray if I catch you for dia!*

I'm 5'5 so I know ur taller than I am which is a good thing, ummm but if ur not (i hope not), ill just manage, ill even sacrifice n sell all my heels just for you.......

I have very beautiful hair ermmmm even tho its not my own, its still fine...I can buy the beyonce kind if u want, You'll just have to pay 4 it hehehehehehe

Ypu knw d sayin...ill cross d ocean 4 u? yelz babe, They aint neva lied. I'll go as far as 2 destroy ma celibacy 4 u as soon as i win n u buy me dat burriful 10 carat...I know u can afford it boo.
So pls pls pick me babe, from d moment I heard ur voice, I already dreamt of our wedding with our lovely spanish little bride...ill give u 6 beautiful children, 3 boys n 3 girls, if u want all boys too, i got u boo......just pick me *wink*!

*10 carat ke? Ray shey u see, I no even ask u for anything.*

Next up we have ChocoMilo herself:

Manre dahling, Im a sweet girl, that's just tryna give you a gooooood time..if you pick me you are gonna get the best time ever! I have long hair and blue eyes..what man can resist that? Don't forget my legs that go on for days! *wink*

*Afi Manre darling naa...Me sef my legs go on for days joh! No mind am!*

Next up is Dharmie:

Hey Ray! My name is dharmie n Im sure am d perfect gurl 4 u! Y? Cos am strong,smart,sexy nd hawt! Ok let's start wit a lil bit of me....am 20, a nursing student n I live in md usa..hummmm wat else?...lol I'll update dis as d show goes on....lol pick me! muwah!



*Eh Ray Ray dahling, you wan rob cradle? She even sent her pishur! Oh wow!*

Next up is Gigachic:

My name is Ms. Gigga™, I'm an adult female from Nigeria in western Africa, I enjoy taking long walks on the beach, drinking cocktails and dancing in the rain...p.s I enjoy oral sex #justsaying :D

*ok this one I know I av to watch her o! ahn ahn!*

And finally Ladies and Gentlemen
We have Funmie. Yes I said Funmie.
She doesn't know it yet. But she is a Raysin.
I'm not going to talk too much about Funmie joh. She already has a WHOLE blog post dedicated to her.
No special treatment here, shey you know?

So there we have it, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Next blogisode Ray will ask his questions and..hmm he is thinking of allowing Tweetville and Blogsville to vote, what say ye?

E no marra! Whatever you people decide, I'm still the original Raysin!

*evil laugh*

xxx
Fabulo-la, #1 Raysin

P.S. Just incase there are any single ladies out there check ---> this out.

For the Love of Ray Ray: Introduction

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to...
For The Love of Ray Ray: Battle of the Raysins!

What? Dont know who Ray is?

Ok Let me introduce him to you
'Ray' is the sexy, sultry voice that has captivated certain bloggers and tweeters on the infamous hookup chatroom that is Verastcally Speaking Radio

What? Never listened to Vera?
Ok Run along and get acquainted.

Now that you have acquainted yourself, we were talking about Ray
Yes..his voice.. *sighs*
With his agbero bounce two-step, and his smooth talking self
Several bloggers and tweeters seem to have fallen captive to the charm that is Ray.
Word has it that a special group has been created for the women, Raysins they are called,
that just can't get enough of his voice and his charm.

Oh, and I should know. I'm the number one victim.
But like I said, it is the voice...

But this is not about me. Not today anyways..
Today it is about Ray, This post is about Ray.
Ray, that is a confirmed 'playa' according to Vera, and has declared that he would not under no circumstances share his password, yes this Ray is the one whose attention all these woman, excuse me, Raysins are vying for.

*Hillzzzz they don't know that Im his number one yet.*

So anyways, to give everyone a fair chance (even though we all know I'm number one) we decided to let Ray choose for himself.
(it is just to make the others happy, I tell you)

So Ladies and Gentlemen, this is how it is going to be:
Next episode we will introduce the contestants to you, then each blogisode, Ray will get to ask each of the contestants a question, and eliminate as he sees fit.
(Read: I will eliminate as I feel like eliminating them jo. No be my blog? *evil laugh*)

So! Ladies and Gentlemen...This should be fun, Stay Tuned!

Oh and to hear Rays voice, go to.... HA!
You thought I would REALLY release the link?
Error. Find it by yourself.
Tune in to Verastically Speaking and MAYBE you will hear his voice.
Hehehehe

xxx
THE #1 Raysin, all others are counterfeit.

Blank

That is exactly how I feel.
Blank. Empty. Null and Void.

I want to...bare it all.
But for the first time...

I cant find the words...

One of the hardest things right now?
Realizing that the path you've been on
Was the wrong one
And a complete waste of time.

Dear God, where are you?

At times like these,
I do what I do best

....
Escape my reality

...

.....

Him: I miss being with you...
Me: Err...how is your wife?
Him: We can still be together you know?
Me: Im sorry whaa..? Arent you still on your honeymoon?
Him: Can u marry a divorcee? With no kids?

SAY WHAAAAA......??

Me: Err.. That will be a HELL NO!
Him: So you'll let me go 'cause of a mistake? Would you let us have a chance if I'm sorted?

**BLANK STARE**

Me: Sorted?
Him: I never stopped loving you, and its never too late to pick up from where we left off
I cant wait to hold you, to smell ur hair, to see you blush, to see you smile, to catch u as turn around to run when my eyes burn into yours, I've always belonged and will always belong to you and no one else

Me: Roight...Goodnight. Oh and ..have a good life.




Abeg join me as I begin to pray certain people out of my life.

xxx
Fabulo-la aka The Best He Never Had.
:)