I met a stranger a few days ago.
A sexy stranger, might I add.
6'2", perfect lips.
Did I say perfect lips?
Easy on the eye, with a presence that commands attention.
I had always seen him around, you know.
Same crowd, same parties.
But every time I left, he would just be arriving.
He would catch my eye, cause you know me sef I'm easy on the eye.
And then one day, he showed up before I left.
There he was, in all his 6'2" glory.
Slacks, crisp white shirt, and that presence.
Of course there I was in the corner, drink in hand
Checking him out, as was every other xx chromosome in the room
(or is it xy?)
Even with my bright blue 5 inch pumps
I would barely meet his eye.
Now, a man that still towers me in my heels is something.
I meet his eye, hold the stare for a good 90 seconds and look away.
Coyly, of course. And then ignore him for the rest of the night.

As luck would have it, we were introduced by the host of the party.
Well what do you know?
We talk for a while, and he is definitely a joker.
By the end of the nigh,t I had laughed so hard my drink was all over my shirt.
And I was one business card short.
Well what can I say?
It was a good night.
I know, not very classy but I was having fun!
it was just soo..comfortable

2 days later, he calls me up and we make plans to go out for dinner.
We never made it.
He came to pick me up. With a bottle of Moscato.
Manners, me likey.
We talk for a while, all the time the chemistry choking me.
After small talk, and plenty of laughs
I got up to put the wine glasses in the sink
He got up too. To help.
(Don't you just love a man with manners?)
And that was when it happened.
He put his glass down, brushing my arm.
It sent a jolt of electricity through my body
Shaking me to my very core
I shivered. NO kidding.
I got goosebumps.
I think he felt it too, cause what happened next was PHENOMENAL
He grabbed me by the small of my back and kissed me
Slowly and softly. Then hard and forcefully.
Had to come up for air a few minutes later.

And that was it.
Clothes were off in a second. Shoes landed in the sink.
Started on the kitchen counter.
Him on top, my legs flying in the air.
We moved to the pantry. My back against the wall, one leg on his shoulder.
Tomato sauce and sweet corn cans flying every where.
That was where we got the chocolate.
And the whipped cream. The ice came from the freezer.
And then we were on the floor.
This time, I was in charge.
Bent over, hair all over the place, scratches on his chest.
To say the least, my apartment is marked.

5 hours and 2 minutes later, we are sitting on the floor in the kitchen
Sharing pot of semi cooked Indomie noodles
And I'm having the time of my life
No awkward moments
It was like we 'd been doing this forever.
Great sex, and even better laughs.
Can you ask for more?

Blogsville, I went to sleep a few days ago and this is what my mind did to me.

Comments (38)

On October 11, 2009 at 2:02 AM , Original Mgbeke said...


On October 11, 2009 at 2:04 AM , Original Mgbeke said...

Ok I just wanted to mark my spot. I must admit that I chuckled at the image of a shoe in the sink. I hope it wasn't no Loubs o. LOL
Good stuff though! What a dream.

On October 11, 2009 at 2:07 AM , Fabulo-la said...

Original! U r back!
Where u run to abeg??
U have been missed biko

On October 11, 2009 at 2:09 AM , TayneMent said...

Nna, this one everyone's dreams are having them do the horizontal mambo. Blogsville needs to have some kind of sexy get together, whoever you leave with is at your own discretion.lol

On October 11, 2009 at 2:33 AM , Yinkuslolo said...

u cant ask for more, if this is real. liked it.

On October 11, 2009 at 3:52 AM , neefemi said...

ahhhh jeez its becoming a recurring nightmare at this case, if this doesn't happen in my life asap...i loves it

On October 11, 2009 at 3:55 AM , Temite said...

HAY!!!! CHEI Chineke!!!!

On October 11, 2009 at 3:57 AM , ~B~ said...

Oh la la!! me definately likey!! nd u imagined this?! damn baybay! ur imagination is sumn special

On October 11, 2009 at 4:10 AM , kay9 said...

Looool!! ... one leg on his shoulder??? Haahahaaaaahaa! And they said only guys have sex on their mind!

On October 11, 2009 at 5:10 AM , Lady X said...

Great Dream.

On October 11, 2009 at 8:48 AM , leggy said...

lol...i was like fabulola has been meeting an awful lot of boys oh till i saw your disclaimer.lol

On October 11, 2009 at 9:10 AM , Bubbles said...

that was one heck of a dream.!

On October 11, 2009 at 9:10 AM , Bubbles said...


On October 11, 2009 at 9:42 AM , Naija bad boi.... said...

dang!!! gurl!!! meeehn....some crazy dream dat was....
wel...i'm not that tall but i think i can identify with the rest..and buhlieve me , i have had quite a number of them meet n sleep events....lol...
dont mind me jor...nice read

On October 11, 2009 at 11:31 AM , Jayla. said...

Kai we don dey dream seriously these days..... dat was some crazy dream

On October 11, 2009 at 11:39 AM , sweetness said...

why dont i dream this kind of dream eh?
me that i am looking for it?
lol fabulo-la
i cant shout
i was about to bb u
did u lose ur fone in the sink too??
lmao xx

On October 11, 2009 at 12:04 PM , Sugarking said...

Omo! did u say five hours??!!! chai! dat must be a mixture of viagra, Buruntashi, Red bull and some other concotion homie was on!!!

On October 11, 2009 at 12:28 PM , Myne Whitman said...

Great writing is what I see, and of course the great sex and good laughs. LOL. Well done girl.

On October 11, 2009 at 7:08 PM , Tay-mee said...

5 hours??..hot damn lol

On October 11, 2009 at 8:27 PM , Nice Anon said...

Leave that thing. haven't you heard that tall men no dey too get down there? Ask my sister Marilyn she knows.

On October 11, 2009 at 9:40 PM , Repressed One said...

"one leg on his shoulder." OhhhWeeee!! this kain dream ehn!!

lngkmd@ Nicey...where u bin hear that one oh?

On October 11, 2009 at 9:55 PM , David.фаворит Бога номер-один said...

oh my! I was about to...???
na wa oh!!
this wan wey everyone just dey dream dream
nice read but 5hrs?

On October 11, 2009 at 10:09 PM , Fabulo-la said...

Kilode U pple never do am for 5 hours before? na which kain agro de catch una? Lol

@DavidNumbaone: U were about to kini? Kilode 5 hours is not enough?..lol
Agro no de play o! lol

@RepressedOne:No Mind NiceAnon jere na she sabi.

@NiceAnon: Abeg no come spoil my dream o! na so me I see am jere..Lool

@Taymee: Serious hot Damn!..lol

@Myne: Thank u jere

@SugarKing: U never jam! Lol

@Sweetness: no O trust the bb was sittin safely away from all the commotion. Cant be distracted now by pings can I? Lool

@Jayla: What can I say?

@NBB: Mehn..I wil have to see for myself o!..lool

@Bubbles: Ees me u r calling nasty ehn? Lol. Dont lie jo, U wish it was u. Lol

@leggy:...kilode. Am I not allowed?

@LadyX: yes....yes..sigh. Lol

@kay9: ..Little do they know. Lol

@~B~: I av tried to tame it, to no avail.


@neefemi:...hmmmm...no comment.

@Yinkus: No its not real o...I wish. lol

@taynement: I agree o! Lool

On October 12, 2009 at 11:26 AM , ~Sirius~ said...


What a dream, it had to be a dream, ever darn thing was on point. *sigh*

On October 12, 2009 at 8:26 PM , Rene said...

kai! this kin dream self! me i like o!

On October 12, 2009 at 11:36 PM , miss.fab said...

5 hours???? Dayummm!

On October 12, 2009 at 11:38 PM , miss.fab said...

Oh lol... So I wasn't the first to comment on the *ahem* duration of the event. Hmm. Still quite a remarkable narration I must say lol

On October 13, 2009 at 3:57 AM , Tigeress said...

lol! Nice story.

On October 13, 2009 at 5:30 PM , Quaggar said...

Lol.. wicked dream. And 5hrs? Dude had to be on sum'n.

You have a great mind. Was it only the shoes that made it into the sink? Panties on the burner? LWKM!

On October 14, 2009 at 7:30 AM , Funms-the rebirth said...

very very creative.....good job

On October 14, 2009 at 9:08 AM , Emmymillion said...

Oh this is nice... Sound like a page from a romantic novel.. I like the write up !! Later..xx

On October 14, 2009 at 10:22 AM , Omotee! said...

u r crazy! in an intelligent manner!

On October 14, 2009 at 2:36 PM , HYAW said...

That is certainly hot. After a dream this real, it wouldn't be wrong to do a pregnancy test. no kidding!

On October 15, 2009 at 11:41 AM , Tori said...

Loves it!

On October 15, 2009 at 9:05 PM , Fabulo-la said...

@Tori thanks babesxx

@HYAW; Pregnancy test kini? no o! lool

@Omotee: i'll take that as a compliment no? Lol

@Emmymillion: Thank you o

@Funms..thank u jere

@Quaggar: You get the idea! Lool

@tigress: thank you

@missfab: U know u wish it was u. Lool

@Renesugarplumsweetness: Lool U like abi?

@~Sirius~: lool I think u need a new life.. Lool

On October 15, 2009 at 9:26 PM , ManCee said...

This kain dream, ehn?
My mind has an affinity for figures, no vex, soo...6'2 less 5"=5'9.
you are less than or equal to 5'9 high? Say like 5'7 perhaps? or lower? lol, well you still try sha.

@Nice Anon, berra watch it you...
How dare you insult my kind?! *chuckle*
I'm a 6'2 and were you to doubt the giftings of God...well, the 'balls' are in ur court.
Come and taste to see that the Lord IS good.
...sure, you can show up with marilyn.


On October 15, 2009 at 9:48 PM , Fabulo-la said...

Lool @ Mancee calculating!

On October 19, 2009 at 3:02 PM , Deji D said...

Ooooohwweeeee! That was good. "all the time the chemistry choking me" I like that